Gail Collins is a columnist for the New York Times. She writes a column for the Thursday and Saturday issues. Her columns lately have been about the absurdities in our government. She points out several times how officials in our government make judgments and propose laws that make no common sense. The first column mentioned comes from Thursday, February 3, 2011.
Collins’ first article in February follows the week of constant snow in New York City and most of the nation. This article is titled “The Man With the Snow Job”. She questions who was to blame for all of the snow. She stated that we could blame the usual scapegoat, George W. Bush. She describes how Al Gore wanted to blame global warming. He explained that because of the extra water vapor in the atmosphere, warmer oceans, and warmer air, water is falling as extra-heavy rain and snow. She mentioned blaming President Obama because he focused more on health care reform than global warming, but the idea of global warming seems to have lost its supporters. Obama wants to regulate air emissions as much as possible, so the Republicans want to counter that by prohibiting the Environmental Protection Agency of reducing greenhouse gas emissions through their power. Two present senators who oppose global warming say global warming is not real. One claims that all of the snow disproves global warming, and the other states he cannot support a bill on global warming because of “the personal and political collapse of Vice President Gore.” Collins points out the absurdity in all of this. She explains that working with global warming is a win-win. Even if all the science behind global warming is wrong, it still does not hurt to clean up the environment (Snow Job, Gail Collins, 2011).
The following week Collins wrote an article titled “Don’t Worry. Be Happy.” In this article, she is ultimately saying to not worry and to be happy. So what should we not worry about? Within the first paragraph, she mentions Egypt, the crazy weather, high costs of food, unemployment, and terrorist threats. One would think with all of that going on, this country would not have to fret over stupid bills being proposed by our state legislators; unfortunately, we do. A legislator from South Dakota placed a bill in the hopper that would require every adult in South Dakota to own a gun. A legislator from Georgia proposed a bill that would allow Georgia drivers to not have licenses. Luckily, these bills more than likely will not pass. However, even sound bills are not being passed. She describes how in the senate, half of the senators only come part-time. In the house, she shows how Republicans on one particular day just sat around and complained, instead of voting on the issue at hand (Don’t Worry, Gail Collins, 2011).
The following week on February 17 Collins writes an article titled “Mrs. Bush, Abstinence, And Texas”. Texas, like many states, is having budget issues, and one way to help buffer the deficit is to cut funds for education. Barbara Bush raised an alarm by publishing an opinion piece titled “We Can’t Afford to Cut Education” in response to Texas’ ranks of 47 in the nation in literacy, 49 in verbal SAT scores, and 46 in math scores. In it she states, “In light of these statistics, can we afford to cut the number of teachers, increase class sizes, eliminate scholarships for underprivileged students, and close several community colleges?” As Collins points out, the answer seems obvious, but Texas plans “to cut about $4.8 billion over the next two years from the schools.” The governor refused the idea of new taxes and $830 million in federal aid only because the wording of the federal aid specified that it had to be used toward students (Texas, Gail Collins, 2011).
Not only is Texas cutting back on education, they are doing little to help women avoid unwanted pregnancy. Texas ranks third in teen pregnancies, which are usually the children who need the most help. Contraceptives are tough to obtain in Texas, even at the college level. Texas spends a lot of federal funds on abstinence only sex education. Despite the statistics, the governor insists that abstinence works. Even though he seems to not help anyone, he “wowed the crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, with his states’ rights rhetoric” (Texas, Gail Collins, 2011).
Collins’ most recent article is titled “Revenge of the Pomeranians.” In this article she explains how some government officials will shut down nonessential federal employees if something is not done about the budget issue. The problem is, last year Congress did not pass any appropriations bills, and the most recent one expires next week. To make things more interesting, the senate has gone on a vacation, after passing one bill over a two-month period. The senators will resume their positions next week to come up with a plan. Collins describes how Congress behaves with an analogy of dogs, which is where the article’s title is derived from. “The House is the deranged Pomeranian that yelps and throws itself against the window and tears up the upholstery 24/7. The Senate, meanwhile, is like a narcoleptic Great Dane you can hardly rouse for dinner” (Pomeranians, Gail Collins, 2011).
I would have to agree with Gail Collins in the fact that Congress does not seem to be doing anything. As my civics teacher in high school warned me, most of the bills placed in the hopper are not discussed and will die. But even then, why are legislators wasting their time on pointless bills that make no sense? A few years back, one of West Virginia’s state legislators proposed a bill to ban the sale of Barbie dolls in the state because it gave girls an unrealistic role model. Who cares if girls play with Barbie dolls or not? Unless the Mattel Company starts to sell Barbie doll drug dealers, it is a waste of time to be concerned.
Legislators should be focused on unemployment, international threats, and the high costs of living. It seems ludicrous that we elect people to serve us as a communicator for our needs, and yet all we hear is Republicans are trying to block this, or Democrats are trying to block that. The two major parties need to quit focusing on each other, and focus on what is important…the people. The document for which our government is based on, the U.S. Constitution, starts out “We the People,” not we the Democrats or Republicans. The founding fathers thought that phrase was so important that it was written in larger print than the rest of the document. Our government seems to have diverged from the founding principles. There are a few who try to help the people, but rarely are their good deeds mentioned. Instead of being concerned with citizen’s well-being, legislators go around and complain about it. However, as Collins said in an article title, “Don’t Worry. Be Happy” (Don’t Worry, Gail Collins, 2011). After all, “We Are…” America.
Collins, G. (2011, February 10). Don't worry. be happy. New York Times , p. A23.
Collins, G. (2011, February 17). Mrs.Bush, abstinence, and Texas. New York Times , p. A27.
Collins, G. (2011, February 24). Revenge of the Pomeranians. New York Times , p. A27.
Collins, G. (2011, February 3). The man with the snow job. New York Times , p. A25.